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I can’t figure it out I’m gonna before the end of this little segment I’m gonna figure out hi Santa I did thank you for
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coming to see us you are very well really appreciate it um a couple couple questions for you real quick um before
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we get into the meat of this when I was a kid I asked for a Ferrari multiple seasons and Noah Ferrari was
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delivered uh is there I pick a reason I think I was a pretty good kid there’s probably lots of reasons because
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that’s a very expensive yes Christmas present and it would highly depend on
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Mom and Dad yes sir and we do not manufacture those at the
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North Pole okay so we have to kind of import and
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um but those are very special yes sir situations are there are there foreign
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relations issues you talked about importing things from other countries do you do you run into issues around
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Russia Ukraine things like that when no no no no Santa Claus is Santa Claus all
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over the world nobody really kind of messes with them and you kind of get
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priority and um when you go there you know because there
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are so many sadness you know you never know which one’s the real one but they are all over the world
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they’re all helpers they’re all workers there’s one main character he will never
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expose himself and you never know who it is but very
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good relations all over the world that has Amazon made your job harder better
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oh we still do our own stuff new stuff okay yeah have you had any trouble with
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deliveries during the holiday season like Amazon and some other companies no I no one really interferes with us
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worker labor shortage like we have here in the are we Continental our people are working year round okay so like we
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dispersed them out of the North Pole and um
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that they’re working year-round so we don’t have to worry about it covet didn’t pose a problem did you have uh
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did they work from home or how did that work we’re so isolated up there at the North Pole never reached us up there so
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we just kind of flew out did our thing come back protected ourselves you know
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with masks and and there were there were a bunch that did the vaccines and the boosters
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but um one year particular I remember I was you know seven or eight I remember
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putting out some cookies for you and uh they got forgotten I think maybe you were stuffed but didn’t I was probably
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fooled by then yeah I thought that no matter what you ate the cookies but you didn’t they’re my wife’s homemade cookies I thought that was a hint of
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something but well I think what probably happened that you woke up when you
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weren’t supposed to and you started to come down to the Christmas tree and I knew that you were coming so I had to
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leave rapidly because I can’t be there if you’re not asleep I didn’t know if you knew that but that is accurate
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that’s this is this is for real you know um the skies have gotten increasingly
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crowded uh we had a plane go down here just yesterday there at the joint reserve base does that
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um you face any kind of uh traffic in the sky issues like that with the overcrowding of Airborne no in the
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really the really the real reason is we fly at a different altitude
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has anyone ever asked you Santa what you wanted for Christmas oh I have everything I need I don’t need anything
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nothing that Brinson and I could give you for Christmas it would be meaningful no maybe some um
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you know I really enjoy sporting events um and I really enjoy you know concerts
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things like that I could sneak into some of those it’d be hard for you I bet but well I do the plain clothes right okay
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okay any particular bands you’re fond of well if they still existed I think the
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Beatles were my favorites but uh lovely that how cool is that but Motown
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was my thing oh wow very good very good um are you musically inclined at all
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Santa I can whistle whistle okay well that’s that’s something yeah that’s about it yeah how is Mrs Claus these
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days and she she used it very busy very busy yes and uh she keeps all the elves
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in line and um I just kind of look over the factory part of all of our operation and
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she kind of does all the employee type relations yes sir can you uh can you
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wish our audience a very Merry Christmas I want to wish everyone a very very
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Merry Christmas and wish for peace and Harmony in the entire world
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Santa Claus how do we get in touch with you Santa what’s the website
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popnowell.org
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hi Leila you’re all dressed up for Christmas look at you and how pretty you
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are look at that pretty bow would you like to sit here on my knee is that okay okay we go oh there we go
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so what’s my first question
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to the bathroom well they are out in pasture have you
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ever been on a farm and animals they just go wherever
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you know because they don’t know any better but you know what my first question is
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though hope you’ve been good I have yeah is that by your account or by Mom and Dad
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mom and dad think you’ve been good too yeah okay and tell me what you would like for Christmas
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that’s pretty special okay that’s really really good
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and you’re going to continue to be good and then when I come to your house on Christmas Eve
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what will you be doing otherwise I can’t come to your house
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right so you’ve got to be sleeping yeah is there something else you would
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like for Christmas foreign okay all right well I want to wish you a
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very very Merry Christmas okay and I’m gonna see you very soon hey red how are you doing
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come sit on my knee is that okay all right come right up here you’ve been a good fella yeah
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man I think that red hair is cool I wish I had red here
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but you know what happens with red hair as you get older your hair turns white quicker
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than anybody that’s brown or dark brown here did you know that
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well that might happen so how good have you been good real good
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not naughty at all okay what would you like for Christmas um
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now don’t you spend too much time on that fortnight you go to school don’t you
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it’s more important right okay not a long time on fortnite
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because that interferes with school now do you play any sports or anything like that and I’m gonna play flag football oh good
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good all right well you have a very Merry Christmas okay and we’ll see you
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soon and you’ll be doing what when I come to your house
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yeah that’s it so Thomas’s mom here have you been good for Mom
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she’s been good to you all right that’s that’s good then
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and you know what when I was really really really little you know what the
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popular song was at Christmas time what you’re a little bit beyond it but there used to be this song it’s
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called All I want for Christmas is my two feet my two front teeth you ever
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heard about that yeah it’s pretty cool huh so what would you like be Chris Before
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Christmas
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are you a computer wizard or you just know how to use it
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but oh good okay so you have that interest huh okay
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anything else
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okay pretty clever very good so you’re a skier sometimes too or snowboard
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oh okay all right well look at you have a very Merry Christmas I’m going to see you real soon
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and when I come to your house you’ll be doing what
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going to bed good you have a Merry Christmas we’ll see you soon
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I think those are pretty cool glasses thank you did you wear your Nike shirt
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just because of the color of your glasses just happened that way yeah yeah okay
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that’s cool though and you’ve been really good yes for sure yes
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yes okay save mom yes has she been good to you yes okay what would you like for
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Christmas PC and Xbox controllers okay
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robloxness now what do you do with this Xbox stuff play Xbox
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now is this a baseball team or you think you’re an angel what’s the deal
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okay because you’re not an angel are you no
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kind of oh really yeah been good yes yeah is Mom been good to
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you too yeah did you and your brother get along pretty well yeah well tell me what you’d like for
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Christmas really that’s pretty cool
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anything else a robot what’s your favorite reindeer
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you know it’s kind of like having children you do not have a favorite one
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you kind of love them and like them all the same the next one what do you do over the uh
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summer over the summer I go and stay at different places kind of lay out in the sun a little bit
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go swimming in the lake or the ocean stuff like that
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um yeah how about you that’s good
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so Dad and I have a little something in common huh mine’s just white this is still Brown
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but you know what’s going to happen in a few years your dad’s Beard’s gonna turn white
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he could be one of my helpers you know that eventually
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what would you like for Christmas I
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said okay you’ve been good enough to get that maybe maybe
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tell me what you’d like for Christmas okay what would you like
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you have everything you need I bet you there’s going to be surprises
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under the tree now have you all been really good
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you think if Mom and Dad I know that they’re really really good to you all
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yeah Mama did are for sure are you all excited about Christmas
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though yeah it’s a great time of the year isn’t it I think it’s the happiest time
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when you all have a very merry Christmas okay now how good have you been
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oh I’ve been there’s two definitions you know I have been very good I’m not going to
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tell you what the other definition is I can probably guess okay uh what would you like for Christmas
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name what’s his name what’s his name the husband yeah I mean that’s the only
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Point you’re gonna get diamonds I have like a couple of questions number one my
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son um he always puts things on his Santa list that he knows that I want like if
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they’re really expensive like he put a green Gucci purse on there because I really want that so my question is like
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can you get me the green Gucci purse because it’s on his list that is possible
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but thing is is when a child thinks more of
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someone else I think that’s one of the best things in the world I’ve had I’ve had many of the youngsters
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they’ll come to me in this at like I want Dad to have this because he needs it for work I want my mom to have new
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clothes because she doesn’t have nice clothes yeah I want my new baby brother or girl
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be healthy you know it’s like I get that kind of stuff all the time so that’s pretty special I know it is he
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put a dog bone on there for his dog I’m like yeah I know it’s really sweet I’m hoping you come through for the green
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I’ve said it you know Gucci I’d rather get a knock off I know well if you’ve
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been really good for Mom yeah how about his mom been really good for you yeah
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I bet she’s even better than that I bet she’s really good to you do you have a question for him what kind of a
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question do you have for me
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do reindeers have babies Oh yes yep female reindeers
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have babies yes yep that’s how they keep happening
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I do have a birthday when is it I don’t tell when my birthday is
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what would you like to know babies yes
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guess what only the female reindeer have babies
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so you have to be have to be sisters okay
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did they give you a hard time yes yeah but you never give them a hard time right no never never and you’ve been
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really good yes and what would you like for Christmas I want a new hoverboard
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oh gosh I want you to be careful on that thing I don’t want you getting hurt okay okay
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and anything else we already go for summer vacation well I go a bunch of different places
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I go down into the Caribbean sometimes sometimes I’ll go over into Europe
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you know I like I like Hawaii too but um
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you know it kind of changes every year but I like to go to warm weather
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yeah and I like to get into salt water really yeah salt water is very good for
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your skin yeah and that’s why I like soft part what’s this what’s this star mean
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those Cowboys Dallas Cowboys who were they they’re a football team come on they
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they play football yeah what’s the w Is that West Side Lions no it’s west side
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it’s just just west side okay so do you play baseball then what’s
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your favorite football team well whichever one is winning
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that’s my favorite football team is this Kendall’s mom up there yeah is that
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Kendra’s Dad too yeah yeah have they been good to you yeah
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how about you being good to them yeah most of the time yep okay we get a lot
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of yeses huh I know that they’re really really good to you yeah
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and what would you like for Christmas American Girl doll
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Harry Potter Lego set bagels are great
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American dolls they’re pretty special yeah hey
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what do you do in your free time what do I do in my free time
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well sometimes I go out interact with all the elves and
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everything just to see how they’re doing but the best thing I like is in the summertime
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to get away from the North Pole and get to some warm weather that’s what I like doing the most
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so you’re Kendall’s older brother are you good there your sister
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do you give her a hard time yeah but you’re going to be the big protector
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right maybe Big Brothers always look after younger sisters
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what is your favorite food and what way do I get the best
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I like spaghetti I like pasta and then what was he what was the other
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part what was your favorite way to have it favorite way to have it
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sometimes I like pesto sauce with it and then there’s other times I just like
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the regular marinara sauce with the meatball now and then
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okay okay pestos and pesto so you’re the oldest yep okay you look
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after your brother and sister sometimes but they give you a hard time too right yes because you are the oldest
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okay but you okay I will all right now you have a question for me
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so I thought this one would be a little bit too weird because it’d be a little bit obvious but
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um it’s your favorite color
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should I say white or red um red yeah red is my favorite color
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different shades but Bridge my favorite color I figured now what’s yours
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I like green green that’s pretty cool yeah can you tell me what you’d like for
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Christmas or you have everything I’m not sure
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um still thinking about it okay make sure you tell Mom and Dad so they can pass it
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back to me okay okay oh frogs and you’re not too old to sit on my knee
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even though you think you are right isn’t that what you’re thinking I’m because I’m too old for Santa right is
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that what you’re thinking huh you always have to believe never give
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that up okay now it’s just dead or here you’ve been good for Dad no no
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are you the oldest yes sir by how much uh one year one year sit right here I
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mind you would you and you go to Country day as well yes sir I was just asking your sister about
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who’s your rival really that’s it huh Trinity Valley yeah
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and uh mostly my grade my great All Saints really and um do you play sports
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uh yes sir which would you play uh I play football lacrosse and soccer lacrosse
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right that is the best game goal my opinion
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best game goal you know what I was just told that you give your brothers your older
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brother and sister a hard time is that true oh they give you a hard time say that’s
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the way it goes am I supposed to believe that yes yeah they beat me up no way
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no way yeah yeah but you know what you tell your brother
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one of these days I’m gonna grow up too and you may be a lot tough
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you never know you never know yep okay so you’ve been pretty good
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okay what would you like for Christmas um
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good excellent all right can you go to Country day as well yes okay
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and I’ve got a question oh do you think I’m going to be able to answer it maybe maybe okay what is how
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much cookies can you eat in one night well I gotta be honest you know how often you see me just
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taking one bite and then going on I try to
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keep my weight down because as soon as Christmas is over I go back into a training program so most the time I just
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try to take one bite and then if they’re really really good I might take the rest of the other ones
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put it in my bag see probably like a gazillion yeah
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yeah so you’ve been really good I think so what do mom and dad say uh
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I don’t know I think fake feet you’re pretty good mom and dad are really good to you
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aren’t they yeah yeah of course they are so what would you like Christmas
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like a lot of things
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but I can’t really like play them and they’re a secret
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how do you fit like 2 000 presents in one set well here’s what I told your brother too
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is that there are many Many Santas right you see them on TV there’s one for
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each state even you know in different halls and whatnot
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the most they have those are the real ones those are Santa’s helpers that look like Santa
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because Santa’s making all the presents that’s right and I need a lot of helpers to do that all in one night
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so they get to eat some of the cookies too so I have helpers doing that
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so but the whole secret and the magic of it all is is you never know which one’s
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the real Santa you never know sometimes I don’t even
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ice Vivian big hugs and that’s Yoda isn’t it it’s
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my favorite thing is that your favorite set of pajamas and what I’ve been always wanting for
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Christmas is escape board I want you to be really really
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careful on that okay okay do you wear elbow pads and a helmet and wrist pads
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good okay and then you’re gonna get really really good at it right
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and you’ve been good it’s been good for Mom and Dad okay I’m gonna see you really soon
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okay what you’re gonna be doing when I come to your house
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that’s pretty cool I like your haircut I got it you got have you been good
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be good for Mom and Dad yeah yeah and what is it you want for Christmas
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so you’ve been a good fella yeah what would you like for Christmas uh
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I Really Wanna PC oh yeah yeah yeah yes gotcha okay
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now don’t that you play games and stuff on that right yeah
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I’m gonna spend too much time on that right because you do go to school right which is more important
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okay all right well you have a very merry Christmas and when I come to your house you’re
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going to be doing what on Christmas Eve good job are you real
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I’m as real as you are how much more real can you be why
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why what I don’t know I’m real you’re real if you pinch me I
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feel it if I pinch you you feel it right yeah yeah so I’m real
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no are you a real Santa we never tell then why does every Santa
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looks different because do you look like your mom no but everything you look like your
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brothers and sisters the other a little bit
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but everybody looks different person no there’s Many Many Santas first
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of all because it takes all those Santas to do the job oh but the secret is there’s only one
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Santa one real Sin we never know which one that is
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what because it’s magical and you’re not supposed to know
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just because it’s that way this that’s it I don’t know why I don’t
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either are you the real Santa no telling
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but are you no I can’t tell so you aren’t
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you tell me which did you tell me what you wanted for Christmas are you going to
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what would you like gold electric guitar
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you want to be a musician guitar
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so do you think you’ll ever sing yeah are you just going to play the
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instruments yeah okay all right that sounds pretty cool
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so if you’ve been really really good yeah what do you want for Christmas
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right okay that sounds good just the targets right just shoot at
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Targets do you have a question for me yes too okay
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um where’d you get all your magic well it’s just something that
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is given to us it just happens like magic I don’t know what the answer is all of a
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sudden there it is but the older Santas they kind of pass it on down
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and they say you know this is how you learn how to do it and then they pass it on and they give
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it to you okay what’s your other question
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there’s there’s thousands you know they they were working all year
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round they all have different kinds of jobs and stuff I don’t know exactly but
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there’s thousands of them and there’s thousands of Santas too
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all over the world to get the job done those guys are helpers too
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hello first my sister your sisters
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you did and you have red hair too huh yeah
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so if you’ve been really good yeah been good for Mom and Dad and I bet you they’re really good to you too uh yeah
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go ahead what would you like for Christmas [Music]
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with toys in them
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and you shoot it at Targets right yeah you shoot it at a Target not at
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people right good so what would you like for Christmas
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anything everything that is wonderful do you
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think that’s going to happen oh I I bet you everything’s going to be a surprise
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don’t you think huh what else anything yeah else you want to
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ask me or oh you know what that means you gotta give your dog lots and lots of
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love you gotta feed them and you know what else you gotta pick up after them and they
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make messes okay you’ve been a good fella yeah what grade
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are you in over there to eat at Trinity Valley yeah it’s a lot of fun isn’t it
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you know for you to be going to school there you know what that means that you’re really smart
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do you know that you have to be really smart to be able to go there
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okay if you thought about what sports you might want to play while you’re there
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okay there’s one that I don’t want you to forget about oh no no you guys play lacrosse
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I want to tell you about it yeah what would you like for Christmas cards
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[Applause] hey who’s this Pokemon guy is he pretty
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cool oh he is huh okay what else
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pretty cool okay and you’ve been really good if you’ve been good for Dad
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okay now when I come to your house on Christmas Eve
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what will you be doing the same thing yeah there you go away
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trying to see oh you can’t do that you can’t do that you know you know Mr
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Wilson There when he was about your age he tried to sneak out and see me
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and so you know what his question was how come you didn’t eat my cookies
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I said because you were trying to wake up and trying to catch to see me I said I had to leave quick so I didn’t have a
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chance to eat your cookies okay you have a Merry Christmas all right
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we’ll see you soon [Music]
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